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Get the celebrity treatment with world-class service at Hotel No

Situated on a Melbourne rooftop, with access via a secret 'speak easy' entrance, Hotel No offers guests unique accommodation in chrome airstream trailers. The property features free WiFi and is located in the heart of the city, with a range of restaurants, bars, shopping and sightseeing at your doorstep. These 31 foot, urban trailers are fitted out with their own deck, a lounge area, queen sized bed and en suite bathroom with free toiletries. Each room also includes a free mini bar. Some trailers boast a private hot tub with views over Melbourne city. Federation Square is a 10-minute walk from Hotel No, while the Crown Casino and Entertainment Complex is just 900 metres away. The nearest airport is Melbourne Airport, 24 km from the property. Please make direct contact with HOTEL NO once booking with your email & active contact number, due to their contactless check-in.

Couples particularly like the location — they rated it 9.4 for a two-person trip.

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Property highlights

Situated in the real heart of Melbourne, this hotel has an excellent location score of 9.2

Free private parking available at the hotel


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Guest reviews

Categories:

Staff
8.8
Facilities
8.5
Cleanliness
9.1
Comfort
8.9
Value for money
8.1
Location
9.2
Free WiFi
10
High score for Melbourne
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See what guests loved the most:

  • Arrow
    Australia Australia
    Easy check in, good communication from staff and fun unique accommodation. Lots of cute touches!
  • Rachel
    Australia Australia
    It was a fun way to stay in the city. The ease of check in and check out was great with everything being on your phone. The colour pink was very pretty!
  • Kaylee
    Australia Australia
    It’s was really cosy and the intimate feeing of the space was great.

Hotel surroundings

Facilities of Hotel No
Great facilities! Review score, 8.5

Most popular facilities
  • Free parking
  • Free WiFi
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Terrace
  • Luggage storage
  • Air conditioning
Bathroom
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels
  • Towels/sheets (extra fee)
  • Private bathroom
  • Toilet
  • Free toiletries
  • Hairdryer
  • Shower
Bedroom
  • Linen
  • Alarm clock
Outdoors
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Outdoor dining area
  • Patio
  • Terrace
Kitchen
  • Coffee machine
  • Refrigerator
Room Amenities
  • Socket near the bed
  • Clothes rack
Living Area
  • Seating Area
Media & Technology
  • Streaming service (like Netflix)
  • iPad
Food & Drink
  • Minibar
  • Tea/Coffee maker
Internet
WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.
Parking
Free private parking is possible on site (reservation is not needed).
  • Valet parking
  • Parking garage
  • Accessible parking
Services
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Luggage storage
  • Express check-in/check-out
Safety & security
  • Fire extinguishers
  • CCTV outside property
  • CCTV in common areas
  • Smoke alarms
  • Security alarm
  • Key card access
  • 24-hour security
General
  • Adult only
  • Air conditioning
  • Non-smoking throughout
  • Heating
  • Carpeted
  • Non-smoking rooms
Languages spoken
  • English

House rules

Hotel No takes special requests - add in the next step!

Check-in

From 15:00 to 00:00

Check-out

Until 11:00

 

Cancellation/
prepayment

Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodation type. Please enter the dates of your stay and check the conditions of your required room.

Refundable damage deposit

A damage deposit of AUD 200 is required on arrival. That's about GBP 103. This will be collected by credit card. You should be reimbursed on check-out. Your deposit will be refunded in full via credit card, subject to an inspection of the property.

Children and beds

Child policies

Children of any age are welcome.

Children 11 years and above will be charged as adults at this property.

To see correct prices and occupancy information, please add the number of children in your group and their ages to your search.

Cot and extra bed policies

0 - 1 year
Cot upon request
Free

The number of cots allowed is dependent on the option you choose. Please check your selected option for more information.

There are no extra beds available at this property.

All cots are subject to availability.

Age restriction

The minimum age for check-in is 18

Pets

Pets are not allowed.

Maestro Mastercard Visa Eftpos Cash Hotel No accepts these cards and reserves the right to temporarily hold an amount prior to arrival.

The fine print
Need-to-know information for guests at this property

Please inform Hotel No in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.

A damage deposit of AUD 200 is required on arrival. This will be collected by credit card. You should be reimbursed on check-out. Your deposit will be refunded in full via credit card, subject to an inspection of the property.

FAQs about Hotel No

  • Check-in at Hotel No is from 15:00, and check-out is until 11:00.

  • Hotel No is 550 yards from the centre of Melbourne. All distances are measured in straight lines. Actual travel distances may vary.

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    • The prices at Hotel No may vary depending on your stay (e.g. dates you select, hotel's policy etc.). See the prices by entering your dates.

    • Room options at Hotel No include:

      • Double