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Reviews of Hotel No 5 stars

Harper Lane Melbourne, 3000 Melbourne, Australia

#82 of 207 hotels in Melbourne

Guests' Choice

Review score

Based on 91 hotel reviews

8.4

Score breakdown

  • Cleanliness

    9.1

  • Comfort

    8.9

  • Location

    9.2

  • Facilities

    8.5

  • Staff

    8.8

  • Value for money

    8.1

  • Free WiFi

    10.0

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  • Reviewed: 4 April 2024

    8.0
    Very good
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    The decor is minimalist which is fine, but too basic for the money

    Amazing location and comfortable, cute Airstreams

    Stayed in April 2024

  • Reviewed: 17 March 2024

    7.0
    Lots of fun and great location.
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 2 nights

    Key access that relied upon my phone. After a long day of travel from Sydney without the ability to charge my phone I had to change my plans in the afternoon to get back to the hotel before my phone battery died. I then spent some of my afternoon seeking out and purchasing a portable charging device so I wouldn't be in that predicament again. I called the number for Hotel No emergencies to find out what my options were if I did get locked out and it went through to a voicemail. The carpark attendants are not there full time so I felt quite "on my own" should I have found myself locked out. You possibly need to warn patrons that they should write down numbers on a separate piece of paper or carry a portable charger. As a female travelling with my daughter I would have felt very vulnerable locked out at night. I am sure I am not alone in being a traveller who relies on a phone for email, phone contact numbers, maps, etc.

    The central city location and fun quirkiness of the accommodation.

    Stayed in February 2024

  • Reviewed: 15 March 2024

    8.0
    Super fun experience!
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    Easy check in, good communication from staff and fun unique accommodation. Lots of cute touches!

    Stayed in February 2024

  • Reviewed: 25 February 2024

    8.0
    A fun way to stay in Melbourne!
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    The entrance was a bit confusing. The carpark was a mess and entry from the carpark would make things a lot easier with bags etc.

    It was a fun way to stay in the city. The ease of check in and check out was great with everything being on your phone. The colour pink was very pretty!

    Stayed in February 2024

  • Reviewed: 4 February 2024

    8.0
    A good idea for celebrating something special.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    The mini bar "soft drinks" Sorry but they tasted awful - I understand that they were good for you & your gut but the drinks were not to our liking.

    The location was ideal. Walking distance to Southbank and the Casino. Free coffee downstairs was great. Surprisingly, the peace and quiet.

    Stayed in February 2024

  • Reviewed: 21 January 2024

    7.0
    Fantastic location
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 2 nights

    The caravans were quirky but quite basic. Could do with a spruce up

    No breakfast included and the cafe at the entrance not open all weekend.

    Stayed in January 2024

  • Reviewed: 11 December 2023

    7.0
    Good
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    The caravan not being level means that the shower doesn't drain and the shower base gradually filled with cold water. A reading light by the bed would be a good idea.

    Very cool location and the caravans are a nice gimmick. The free minibar was a nice touch and the wifi was excellent.

    Stayed in December 2023

  • Reviewed: 26 November 2023

    9.0
    So cool & quirky
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Quirky, loved it! Great location. Perfect for a weekend away.

    Stayed in November 2023

  • Reviewed: 25 November 2023

    7.0
    Good
    • Business trip
    • Solo traveller
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    AirCon?

    An adventure

    Stayed in November 2023

  • Reviewed: 18 November 2023

    9.0
    Superb
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    A lot of noise from the outside. The airstream is not soundproofed at all, and being in the city center you can hear all the noise from the outside

    The free mini bar was a very nice touch. The bed sheets were super soft and comfy

    Stayed in November 2023

  • Reviewed: 16 November 2023

    8.0
    Great experience
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    The only fault I could really say is that there was no sugar in the room!

    A different experience. A bit like camping or glancing in the city but the airstream are very comfortable and all the little extras made it very enjoyable (parking, mini bar, coffee, little printer, iPad etc)

    Stayed in November 2023

  • Reviewed: 29 October 2023

    8.0
    funky and fun
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 3 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    we stayed on a really windy weekend and the airstream rattled a little bit

    It was such a funky little spot to stay for a few nights. The complimentary snacks and activities (holey moley and bowling) were such a fun touch and really encouraged us to explore the area

    Stayed in October 2023

  • Reviewed: 26 October 2023

    7.0
    Underwhelming
    • Leisure trip
    • Solo traveller
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Mold around bathroom windows and old thread bare towels

    The bed was cosy the shower was great

    Stayed in October 2023

  • Reviewed: 22 October 2023

    9.0
    Proper hidden gem
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    There was nothing I didn't like. The hidden gem thing for entry seemed a bit unnecessary for me, but I can see why they do it. It doesn't have a reception area, so there's no option to leave luggage to collect later.

    It's really quirky, it's the right price and couldn't be in a better location. It's not a hotel it's a sort of cross between glamping and Airbnb.

    Stayed in October 2023

  • Reviewed: 10 October 2023

    7.0
    Good
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    Would look better with some personal touches inside, like pictures / ornaments

    Stayed in October 2023

  • Reviewed: 19 September 2023

    9.0
    great
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    Hard to get in with the key system

    Stayed in August 2023

  • Reviewed: 13 September 2023

    7.0
    Good
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Lack of sound insulation - the other guests were very loud and we didn’t expect so much city noise all night.

    There was no breakfast but we were grateful for the late checkout. Loved the quirkiness of the setup.

    Stayed in September 2023

  • Reviewed: 10 September 2023

    8.0
    Very good
    • Business trip
    • Group
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    checkout time mentioned 11 am but they wanted us out at 10.30 due to their cleaning time

    great experience kids loved it

    Stayed in September 2023

  • Reviewed: 20 August 2023

    7.0
    Great experience, central location and helpful staff
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Probably needs a little love to freshen up

    The experience and location

    Stayed in August 2023

  • Reviewed: 31 July 2023

    8.0
    Quirky but fun.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    The only issues was there wasn’t a power point in the bathroom for the hair dryer and the parking situation wasn’t the best, it’s valet but calcium drips from the ceiling into your car and if left too long will damage your paint work, I suggest you clean it up as soon as possible.

    Pretty cool place. Definitely unique, the entrance is quirky, the freebies are awesome and the fact that it has a full size shower, cooling and heating.

    Stayed in July 2023

  • Reviewed: 6 July 2023

    8.0
    We had a fantastic stay
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    There isn’t anywhere to hang up jackets, clothes

    It was very quirky, great location

    Stayed in July 2023

  • Reviewed: 28 April 2023

    9.0
    Superb
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    One window was not completely closed and I could not close it either; so it was very loud from outside.

    A unique experience that should be tried.

    Stayed in April 2023

  • Reviewed: 24 February 2023

    8.0
    A super fun experience that was on my bucket list. Highly recommend for an adventure and for something different!
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    The towels! They looked quite used and faded. waa the only thing that was not amazing.

    great vibe, could spend the whole time hanging around there

    Stayed in February 2023

  • Reviewed: 14 December 2022

    9.0
    fantastic
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    stairs lol

    it was very different

    Stayed in December 2022

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