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Reviews of Almost Heaven

Townsend, 37882, United States

#29 of 33 hotels in Townsend

Guests' Choice

Review score

Based on 26 hotel reviews

5.5

Score breakdown

  • Cleanliness

    6.3

  • Comfort

    6.4

  • Location

    7.6

  • Facilities

    5.7

  • Staff

    6.7

  • Value for money

    5.8

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  • Reviewed: 6 June 2023

    4.0
    it was a last minute trip..the view was awesome..the place was out dated and felt like it hadn’t been thoroughly cleaned
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    It felt DIRTY

    the VIEW!

    Stayed in May 2023

  • Reviewed: 9 May 2023

    4.0
    Disappointed
    • Family with young children
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    The hot tub didn't work. I was not notified that it didn't work beforehand. It wasn't a fluke being that it didn't have water in it. The ceiling fan didn't look like it had been cleaned in a year. I will not be a repeat customer in the future.

    The location of the place. The view was one of the best in townsend. Had a family of bears living on the property. It was private. Very quiet.

    Stayed in May 2023

  • Reviewed: 5 May 2022

    5.0
    Disappointed.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    The door lock is broken. You could push the door open without putting in the key code.. so our door was never locked. The hot tub never heated higher than 82degrees. Never got to use the hot tub. The living room TV was difficult to figure out. Never figured it out. Bed room TV only has 1 channel

    The view is amazing

    Stayed in May 2022

  • Reviewed: 18 April 2022

    6.0
    Pleasant
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 3 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    Carpet

    Back porch view in the morning and night

    Stayed in April 2022

  • Reviewed: 8 December 2023

    8.0
    Wonderful place to stay, except the drive up the lane
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 7 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    The only thing I could say that I didn't like was the lane you have to drive up to get to the cabin was uneven and treacherous. Thank goodness we had a truck!

    It was a fantastic place to stay. I loved the cabin feel, it had a gorgeous view and was out of the hustle and bustle but still somewhat close to everything we wanted to do!

    Stayed in November 2023

  • Reviewed: 16 October 2023

    9.0
    J,Knye
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    The driveway had no signs to lead you to almost heaven

    The view was outstanding Really tidy and clean

    Stayed in October 2023

  • Reviewed: 1 September 2023

    10
    Exceptional
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 4 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    The view was so beautiful

    Stayed in August 2023

  • Reviewed: 23 July 2023

    2.0
    Very poor
    • Business trip
    • Couple
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    Couldn't stay in it was told the electric wasn't working . But it was we had to pack all of our stuff up an go somewhere else. The grill wasn't on the property. Hot tub wasn't working an they wasn't wifi .

    The view

    Stayed in July 2023

  • Reviewed: 14 July 2023

    1.0
    Didn’t stay because it was horrible
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 7 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    The place was a complete mess leaks in the ceiling, mold and dust. Everywhere carpet was missing in places everything was completely outdated. The only good thing is, I got my money back

    Nothing

    Stayed in July 2023

  • Reviewed: 20 June 2023

    1.0
    Very poor
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 7 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    Dirty,cob webs,dust,no exhaust fans above the stove or bathroom,bathroom window cracked,no screens on any of the windows,DVD player didn't work,no.grill ,smelled musty, hot tub wasn't working, baloney railing wasn't attached right,condom wrapper in the driveway,empty lingerie box in the bedroom that my kid found, wasn't kid friendly,ice cube tray even had a hole in it, dressers was falling apart,toilet paper roll was cracked. Wasn't worth the money that we paid for this place

    The view from the balcony that's it

    Stayed in June 2023

  • Reviewed: 4 April 2023

    1.0
    Bad deal
    • Leisure trip
    • People with friends
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 3 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    The cabin was horrible

    The views

    Stayed in April 2023

  • Reviewed: 15 March 2023

    1.0
    Very poor
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    wasn’t clean. hot tub didn’t work. my 2 year old found a scale for drugs in the couch. with a powder on it. along with a pill capsule in the floor. steps goin into the cabin was broken

    nothing checked out after the first day!

    Stayed in March 2023

  • Reviewed: 2 January 2023

    1.0
    disappointing.
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    We just arrived to our cabin and the sheets have not been changed. There are dirty Towels in the bathroom. beds had been slept in and no clean sheets. There are pizza boxes on the kitchen table. The door was wide open when we arrived with the lights on. The hot tub is completely empty with no water. The place is filthy. I have a two year old daughter and don't even want her to walk on the floor without shoes. to top it off the door lock was completely broke. filthy place. sad because if they took the time to clean it up it would be a great place.

    the location was about the only thing. besides the fast refund we received.

    Stayed in January 2023

  • Reviewed: 20 March 2022

    10
    nice views
    • Couple
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    it was very close to work, we were having renovations to our home in Townsend so this was perfect

    Stayed in February 2022

  • Reviewed: 27 August 2021

    9.0
    Superb
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 7 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    Sliding door very hard to open

    The view is exceptional!!!!! Space and location.

    Stayed in August 2021

  • Reviewed: 17 July 2021

    3.0
    Poor
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Hot tub didn't work

    View

    Stayed in July 2021

  • Reviewed: 11 June 2021

    8.0
    Very good
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 4 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    Refrigerator does not work. Bought groceries on Sunday evening and fresh milk and groceries where spoiled by Wednesday.

    Stayed in June 2021

  • Reviewed: 16 January 2023

    5.0
    Passable
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 5 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    They advertised and charged for a Jacuzzi tub, but it waa out of order. Looked like the last time it was used was in the 90s. The carpet was stained and dirty. The couch smelled like urine. When we first arrived there was no power in either bedroom. It ended up just being a breaker. Way too expensive for it being the off season. Other cabins near by were much cheaper.

    The view and the overall size of the cabin were nice.

    Stayed in January 2023

  • Reviewed: 13 May 2022

    5.0
    The kitchen, bathrooms and beds were very clean. plenty of towels. was happy to have a pet friendly place to travel with
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 3 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    The smell of pet urine from previous guests was overwhelming. It hit you as soon as you walked in the door. The bedroom with the sliding door was particularly bad. As was the couch. The Hot tub was dirty and unusable

    the location and the view from the porch were perfect

    Stayed in May 2022

  • Reviewed: 15 May 2023

    4.0
    Disappointing
    • Leisure trip
    • People with friends
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    There are no comments available for this review

    Stayed in May 2023

  • Reviewed: 21 September 2023

    8.0
    Very good
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 3 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    There are no comments available for this review

    Stayed in September 2023

  • Reviewed: 22 December 2022

    1.0
    Very poor
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 4 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    There are no comments available for this review

    Stayed in December 2022

  • Reviewed: 2 November 2022

    9.0
    Superb
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 4 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    There are no comments available for this review

    Stayed in October 2022

  • Reviewed: 6 August 2021

    10
    Peaceful! Great!
    • With a pet
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Two Bedroom Holiday Home
    • Stayed 5 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    There are no comments available for this review

    Stayed in August 2021

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